Come on, own up... were you all impressed by Channel 4's 3D week programming?
Did you rush out to get your glasses from Mr Sainsbury?
Were you frightened by the hands reaching out of the TV for you?
Did the ghostly, ghoulish things make you quiver?
Perhaps you were awed by the queen's coronation?
Maybe like me you weren't interested and managed to miss it all! 
Well this rubber isn't in 3D, which is just as well or it'd have your eye out!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Now I know the smutty among you were expecting some kind of letter from a person of the Gallic persuasion, but you were wrong... it's a RUBBER PLANT





