Blond joke

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Blond joke

by Usksider ^Pro @ Wednesday, 17. May, 2006 – 18:51:41

A Blond Bird rings the fire brigade.

B.B. Help! My house is on fire!

Fire Brigade Okay lady. How do we get there?

B.B. Helloooo - in the feckin' big red truck... Duh!
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- lizdavies
- Sunday, 21. May, 2006 @ 22:01:25
My husband's Auntie jumped in a taxi and asked him to take her home. "Where's that, luv?" (This was in Liverpool; I'm doing the accent here) "My house, of course!" was the indignant reply. I swear this is true. Auntie Jean is of course a blonde.
(Strictly speaking blond refers to men, as in the blond David Beckham and the blonde Auntie Jean. From the French, where adjectives agree with the gender of the noun. Sorry - I'm a teacher.)
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  - Monday, 22. May, 2006 @ 05:39:30
  You're quite right about the missing 'E' Liz: sad to say I didn't even notice, I was just so amused as it was a blonde person who sent me the joke in the first instance.
  
  Your Auntie Jean sounds an absolute hoot!
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- msfullphat
- Monday, 22. May, 2006 @ 00:32:06
If the man from the Usk is going to tell non PC jokes, its best we encourage him to be grammatically correct. Good on ya Liz.
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  - Monday, 22. May, 2006 @ 05:41:35
  Okay, no more non-PC jokes: just about finishes my repertoire of course.
  - - msfullphat
    - Friday, 26. May, 2006 @ 08:25:40
    ok, didn't mean it, non pc jokes if you must!
    
    why are you so quiet?
    
    I've started writing my book and you're not here to help...
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- msfullphat
- Thursday, 15. Jun, 2006 @ 06:54:15
good morning mr usk, where are you?
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