Last Christmas I gave you my heart
And you gave me a...
!! R O B O T !!
This charming little chap, Robosapien, is programmable, so you can make wander around avoiding the furniture and picking things up if you really want him to. 
Obviously based on the human male, Robosapien yawns, belches and farts when he wakes up... 
Perhaps most endearing is Robosapien’s in-built dance routine; he certainly puts me to shame on the dance floor (although that’s not really very difficult). 





y-e-e-e-e-e-e-s......am not sure about that.......