I accepted a challenge from La Spice earlier to sribe a poem about lava bread: I know, how stupid can you get! :))

Anyway we agreed to wave ballpoints at dawn tomorrow, but I thought I'd get my effort in early and have just penned this...

Bara Lawr

Have you ever eaten seaweed,
On your breakfast plate?
Have you ever eaten seaweed?
It’s a taste some people hate.

Have you ever eaten seaweed,
After rising from your bed?
Have you ever eaten seaweed?
I refer to lava bread.

Have you ever eaten seaweed,
Fried in bacon fat?
Have you ever eaten seaweed?
Porphyra Umilicalis is the proper name for that.

Have you ever eaten seaweed,
Fresh gathered from the coast?
Served with bacon and with cockles
And rounds of buttered toast.

Have you ever eaten seaweed;
If you like it you’ll want more.
That sweetly flavoured lava bread
In Welsh it’s Bara Lawr.

Not exactly Dylan Thomas is it? :))

Come on Spicy, it's up to you now. B)