SloshedandVexed challenged Jenray
Jenray challenged joebangles
joebangles challenged murphymole
murphymole challenged Dafter
Dafter challenged me, and at the bottom of this post I will challenge one of my friends.
So what do I have to do?
I have to write a post, I have two choices of subject:
(1) My Dream Date
(2) My Most Embarrassing Moment.
I delete the one I write about and then add another of my choice as a second and pass on the challenge.
I don’t normally respond to these, but as I’m at home with time on my hands...
It was a bit of a difficult choice this, since I’ve had so many moments of embarrassment in my life, but I think the worst of them all happened a very long time ago when I were nought but a lad.
Adult Content: If you’re easily offended, look away now!
I wouldn’t describe myself as a particularly horny teenager, but like most young lads the topic foremost in my adolescent brain was SEX.
The family was on holiday and staying at a caravan park somewhere in deepest, darkest, Wales. It was a small site and being quite early in the season there weren’t that many people about.
A couple of days in to the holiday I noticed something that had the blood pumping and heart racing; a young naked couple doing what comes to naturally and obviously oblivious of their surroundings in their enjoyment.
This was the first time I’d witnessed anyone having sex and to say I was aroused would be an understatement; I was also glued to the window of the couple’s caravan.
As they went through the motions my erection seemed to become all-consuming and simply had to be satisfied. It didn’t take me long to unzip...
Now there were three of us oblivious to our surroundings; oblivious that is until a burst of giggles swung me round. Watching me was a girl about 15 or 16 years old and there was me, now facing her with my shrinking penis in my hand. Embarrassed? I was bloody mortified!
I did my best to spend the rest of our week’s holiday inside the caravan...
I now challenge lonemum and your choice of topics are:
1 My Dream Date
2 My Sexiest Memory