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  • Bend like bamboo or shatter like glass?

    A very wise man once said, to be like the bamboo in the wind and not break but bend is strength, not weakness. Well the wind is blowing and I'm trying to bend, but deep down in my make-up there is ramrod that strives to keep me upright and I'm finding it hard to lose my rigidity. :`(

    I am incensed, frustrated, desolate... my sense of fair play is being tested to the limit and found wanting. >:-(

    Official figures say one in four pensioners live in poverty; that is an undisputed fact.

    The Government promised to put an end to pensioner poverty by 2020.

    However in the mean time, this government is making some older people even poorer. Thanks to mistakes by the Department of Work & Pensions (DWP), a quarter of pensioners have been left either short changed or in debt.

    Why has this happened? Because the DWP have made errors in the payments made to many of the people getting pension credits, which is a means tested benefit, to top up their state pension.

    Frequently the first thing the pensioner knows of the error is an official letter demanding repayment. Demands for £1000, £2000, or £3000 from people who are already short of money and may be incapable of understanding why a claim for repayment is being made... for a mistake made by the DWP. Seems a bit heartless to say the least don't you think?

    According to the BBC, the Government confessed to messing up a third of all pension credits in October this year alone... that equates to £290 million worth of mistakes! That's an awful lot of cock-ups isn't it? And an awful lot of overpayments to be reclaimed.

    But what happens when the boot is on the other foot? When the DWP has made a mistake and underpaid pensioners, it's a very different story.

    In one case, highlighted by the BBC, an elderly lady had her pension credits reduced by £63 a week back in 2005 following a visit from The Pension Service.

    Some two years later the lady was reassessed, following a telephone call from her daughter, and pension credits were reinstated; the DWP had actually got it wrong and the pensioner should have been getting the payments all along.

    The DWP's mistake cost this pensioner some £6000 in payments and you'd expect these would be reimbursed wouldn't you? You'd be wrong.

    In cases of underpayment, the DWP will pay back no more than 12 months of payments, regardless of how long the underpayment has been continuing. The rule doesn't seem very fair to me... what do you think?

    To make matters worse the rule changed on 6 October 2008. Now the DWP will pay back no more than three months of payments to pensioners it has been mistakenly underpaying.

    What the hell's going on here?

    I should perhaps point out that I am not directly affected by any of this, but that doesn't make me any the less bloody cross! :##

    I'll climb down off my soapbox now...

  • Is it just my imagination?

    I don't know what you guys think, but it seems to me there hasn't been as much activity here at BCUK the last week or so... is everyone getting ready for Christmas already? Or perhaps like me, other people are finding there are lots of things that need seeing to and Blogland has to take a back seat.

    Anyway, here's another image from my trip to the beach last week; this also features those little wormy things... have a look at the rocks around and in the middle of this pool.


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    click the image for a larger view

    I love the way these little guys colonise their environment and seeing them in such numbers indicates the Bristol Channel must be in pretty good condition these days. :yes

  • Sunday morning...

    ...and another hour or to wait until I can settle with The Archers Omnibus and a full fat Sunday Breakfast :P

    What shall I do for the next 90 minutes?

    I really can't decide...

    Perhaps I'll post some images :yes:


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    You may recall seeing some images of these things previously.

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    Little wormy things live in these self created sand castles... and make their living by filtering sea water for even smaller little squirmy things. :)

  • Your opinion please

    I posted this photo a couple of days ago...
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    I've been having a bit of a rethink following a very sensible comment on another site and done a little editing...
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    Honest opinions please, do you prefer the original or the edited version?

  • If I had a monkey...

    I found this on an Australian blog and thought I'd share with you guys here at BCUK: no monkeys were hurt in the preparation of this post.

    Obviously having your own monkey would be fantastic for a whole host of reasons but as they are quite intelligent yet unable to speak, they have the advantage of learning very quickly through beatings while being unable to tell anyone. Below is a list of the kind of monkeys that would be good to have. The list is far from complete as it omits Jetski monkey, Boiling water monkey and Battlestar Galactica Monkey but covers the basic best kinds of monkeys.

    Disguised Monkey

    If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mums sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said "Thats not a real monkey, it's just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper", I could say "I bet you fifty dollars it is a real monkey" and when they said "that seems like a reasonable bet, you are on", my monkey would take off the monkey suit and they would have to pay me fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. For the monkey. So he wouldn't mind spending his life in a monkey suit.

    Gambling Monkey

    If I had a monkey, I would teach him to count cards like Dustin Hoffman in the movie Rainman and sneak my monkey into the casino. If anyone said "Hey a monkey, who's monkey is that?" I would say "It's not my monkey".

    Singing Monkey

    If I had a monkey, I would teach it to sing Kylie Minogue songs. Then if Kylie passed out on stage again I would be able to save the day by having my monkey finish the concert for her. The concert promotors would probably give me free tickets and promotional gifts. Kylie would be so thankful that she might send me an autographed photo and I could sell it on ebay for fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. Not for the monkey, for me.

    Paddling Monkey

    If I had a monkey, I would teach it how to use a paddle. The next time I went kayaking I would be able to relax and enjoy the scenery while my monkey navigated the river. Also, the last time I went kayaking I was listening to my ipod and I fell asleep and got sunburnt and the current took me way up the river before I awoke when the kayak hit a tree branch and I had to paddle all the way back. Having a paddling monkey would prevent this ever happening again so really it is a water-safety issue and should be encouraged.

    Channel Changing Monkey

    If I had a monkey, I would teach it how to use all the entertainment equipment. I would save money on batteries for the remote controls by having my monkey change channels for me. With the money I saved on batteries I would buy drugs. I would share the drugs with the monkey while we watched Black Books and Stephen Chow movies together.

    Hairdressing Monkey

    If I had a monkey, I would teach him how to do my hair - using the appropriate amount of product. I would then set the alarm for him to get up half an hour before I do and do my hair while I am still asleep. This would either give me more time in the morning or allow me to spend more time sleeping. I would just waste the extra half hour anyway so probably better to sleep but as I usually don't rock up to work till ten thirty or so, I could try leaving earlier. This would give me more time to write about what I would do if I had a monkey.

    Surveillance Monkey

    If I had a monkey, I would teach it to track down people who annoy me by using their profile photo and google maps. Using earpieces to communicate, I would have my monkey conceal himself behind the person typing on facesook® and when that person wrote something stupid I would have my monkey run up and slap them on the back of the head really hard then make a quick escape. Having several monkeys would be more convenient but I don't have time to train seven monkeys, what with having to do my own hair in the mornings.

    5 Fun Things to do with a Monkey

    1. Constructing and flying box kites
    2. eyetoy
    3. Running down sand dunes
    4. Playing Connect 4
    5. Dressups

    Web Monkey

    If I had a monkey, I would teach it to download porn for me. This way I could spend my time watching it instead of looking for it. I estimate this would save me one hundred and thirty hours a week. I would obviously require a monkey with similar tastes to mine but how hard can it be to find a monkey with a penchant for pregnant german women in latex?

    Yellow Shirt Monkey

    If I had a monkey, I would name it Brendon. I would shave the monkey and buy a yellow shirt for it and teach it to write inane posts on the Australian wall. Occasionally I would burn the monkey with a cigarette lighter but not to cause enough damage to detract it from it's primary goal; impersonating a retard.

    Ceramic Monkey

    If I had a monkey, I would name it Steve Darls and use it for scientific research. I would then publish my findings in a journal titled "Monkey Vs Electricity". With the proceeds from the sale of this publication, I would buy a potters wheel and kiln and produce my own range of contemporary, modern living, statues of monkeys. I could make a cast of my dead monkey and use it to produce to-scale ceramic monkeys. I would design a sticker stating that part proceeds go to Greenpeace but would keep all the money for myself. With the money, I would buy drugs and spend my days stoned, listening to music and turning pots.

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