Salad rustlers terrorise neighbourhood.
A trio of sneaky salad thieves have been terrorising the vegetable gardens of south east Monmouthshire. Local resident Ivor Patch said, "My radishes have been pecked and bruised.
"Worse than that, my corns have been tampered with. There's not a single ear left!"
Inspector Corner of the Yard is on record saying police are scouring the district and will leave no stone unturned, but have no leads as yet.
Edna Cloud reported foreign nationals escaping a crime scene hot-foot via neighbour's yard.
"They were all of a flutter," Edna breathed. "But seemed determined to make a clean beak of it."
Renowned local photographer, Fred Snapper, provides us with the following image of the possible suspects...
And on this note of madness I think I'll leave you good people in Blogland for the evening... or maybe not! 
thehomelyyear
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they would peck about in your patch wouldn't they? huh!!
Is it me or do they have a furtive & sated look about them!?