So there I was walking along the foreshore and minding my own business... and into my field of vision leapt this old slag... and he was wearing his best hat too!

Or then again... it could be a pimple!

Spotted this little beauty on my way home from the hospital today...

She was all alone in the edge of the hedge so I just had to stop and say "Hello."

They always say a watched kettle takes longer to boil don't they? I wonder if it's really true...

Well I had a hospital appointment this morning... I won't bother going into all the gory details... suffice it to say I had to give a sample while I was there... so 2 litres of water and 90 minutes later... feeling as though I was waterlogged... I asked the nurse how long she'd got... she told me she'd be there until 8 o'clock this evening... thank God I didn't have to wait that long for my bladder to finally give in and play the game!

Good morning all... hope you're not feeling too jaded this Monday morning?

I spotted this sign on Friday:

Couldn't help thinking maybe the pub was having a bit of a laugh!

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