Or....

A rose by any other name... .

Okay, look, never say I don't listen to you folks...

Someone mentioned The Name of the Rose a few days ago... I can't remember who... but it's a great movie and an even better read...

Oh this? No, this isn't a rose... it's a flower from a Chaenomeles (Japanese Quince to you....)

G'nite all.... !

Come on, own up... how many of you folks out there buy your knickers and frilly bits from Figleaves?

Personally I'm sticking with original concept....

...would you Adam and Eve it?

Get 'em off!