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@ Tuesday, 22. Jul, 2008 – 06:54:20
Okay people, last night I left you with a full barrel of ale and what do I find when I wander into Blogville this morning?
Well it seems to me old Usky is the victim of some dark and dastardly deed....
Was I raided by that band of ne'er do wells from the Lollipop?
Did Meno have an unquenchable thirst?
Is the moon made of green cheese?
Come on, own up....
Which one of you rotten so-and-so's buggered me barrel? 
Where's Jack Frost and his band of coppers when you need him....
Munzly
Usksider
Pro I think my master brewer might have something to say about that...
Munzly
I think he already did. It was "WHOOOMPH!!!!!!"
Usksider
Pro Followed by "SLOOOSH" no doubt...
Munzly
Followed by everybody running about with their eyes on the sky and their mouths open.... Hic! 
Munzly
PS: I got a hat-full, Ta! 
Usksider
Pro Good enough. 
Usksider
Pro A man after my own heart...
Tentativeplotfinder
not guilty!
Usksider
Pro Now that I do believe.
la_spice
It was probably Jack
We'll hoist him by his own petard (or something!) 
Usksider
Pro Ouch! Painful... 
la_spice
Well he's had it coming to him
Me "mean"? he wants mean then mean he shall have!
Usksider
Pro That's fighting talk that is...
la_spice
Mind you he did promise me a Porsche ...... mmm .... police bribery too!
Usksider
Pro Two a penny.... you deserve something with a little more class.
la_spice
I always thought that Jack was a cheapskate - what do you think I should have?
Usksider
Pro Bentley.... I can just see you swanning around in one of the coupés.
la_spice
I'm off to google!
Usksider
Pro You are?
la_spice
Done it:
http://myplace2.blog.co.uk/2008/07/22/my-new-car-4482140
Now what colour should I have?
Usksider
Pro As already mentioned.... British racing green. 
la_spice
Can I have the electric blue?
Usksider
Pro For you my dear, anything.
la_spice
Anything?
Usksider
Pro Anything....
There's a song there somewhere.
la_spice
A touch of the Olivers!
You'll be asking for "more" next
Usksider
Pro Yes please...
la_spice
There's another song that goes "you can't always get what you want" 
Usksider
Pro The Strolling Bones....
Neonjake
MENO DID IT!
I swear, although if it were a wine barrel we would know it was her. LOL
jake
Usksider
Pro Nice one Jake.
Well not being a beer drinker (much lol) and slowly enjoying my vodka Im pretty sure i saw Nick rolling a barrel vry similar to yours down the street chuckling to himself
Usksider
Pro A lead at last! I'll follow the trail....
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Nah! Too much yeast and sugar in the brew. It blew up in our faces.