Our village smithy's a grand chap... with a special eye for the birds... and what's more he likes to show off his wares in public... so if travelling around this neck of the woods... keep a special eye open for Old Horny Thom. 
"...a humphy backit Heron
nearly as big as me
stands by the waterside
fishin for his tea... "
Fine looking chap isn't he?
