Come on chaps, own up... how's your old boy doing?

Your wang...

Your dong...

Your diddler...

Your bishop's helmet...

Your todger...

Your member...

Your dick...

Your old man...

Your winkle....

Here's mine...
Usky's Winkle
:>>

And before any of you bright people pull me up... I know it's really a Dog Whelk! :))