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'Allo 'allo 'allo from Usksider ^Pro 104 days old

What's going on 'ere then? No good hiding in the bushes old pal be sure your sins will find you out!

Tasteless... from Usksider ^Pro 166 days old

God damn it, I work and slave cook and clean scrub and polish Well okay but I do take care of the housework and the cooking and you folks know ...

One for the ladies... answers please from Usksider ^Pro 185 days old

I posted part of an advert I thought a bit odd last night Orgasm Heaven! Well I won't bore you with all the details, but I found an email in my inbox ...

Orgasm Heaven! from Usksider ^Pro 186 days old

I've just received this Do you want to be one of those guys your girlfriend talks about over drinks with the girls, talking about how skilled you are ...

Sex on the Brain from Usksider ^Pro 191 days old

Men are just a bunch of horny buggers aren't they? The idea that men think about sex every seven seconds, like the claim that we only use 10 percent ...

Do NOT read this if you are easily offended from Usksider ^Pro 275 days old

This had me in absolute stitches and I just felt I had to share it with you all I received an email advertising something called The Monkey Spanker My ...

Cumming! from Usksider ^Pro 474 days old

Okay, own up which one of you guys is it? I see from my stats that I get returning visits from someone in Cumming Come on now One of you lives ...

Penis envy? from Usksider ^Pro 506 days old

There's just something about this tree that really makes me feel inadequate I can't quite put my finger on it which is probably just as well!

The Missionary Position... from Usksider ^Pro 591 days old

[ ... ] too have you noticed that? No sheep though But what I've always wanted to know is, how on earth do you use one of these as a sex-aid?

Fallen Leaves? from Usksider ^Pro 758 days old

I'm not one to deny anyone pleasure; god knows there's little enough joy in this world. All I ask is when you've finished having your bit of fun in ...